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You Can Never Get Past 11

Author: J Crowley | 7/17/2009 @ 9:28 pm | Filed under:

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(Forgot about this — was going to post a while back. A long while back.)

Alternative Twelve Steps

1. Admit you have a problem.
2. Tape a mother bear to another mother bear and their respective cubs to the other side of each.
3. Handcuff yourself to a radiator, then regurgitate a key you never swallowed.
4. Depression.
5. Completely cover two elephants in Vaseline, climb on top of one, get a friend to climb onto the other, and race.
6. Dandruff.
7. Shotgun wedding to your preteen first cousin.
8. Legionnaire’s Disease.
9. There is no ninth step.
10. Kneel before Zod.
11. Kevin Smith writes a convincing lesbian.
12. Depression.

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Comments (2)

2 Responses to “You Can Never Get Past 11”

Felis Says:
July 24th, 2009 at 12:29 am
“Handcuff yourself to a radiator, then regurgitate a key you never swallowed.”

I dread to think how that key actually would get in your body without swallowing it.
Panda Rosa Says:
September 15th, 2009 at 10:51 am
I;m going to have to think about 11.
Step 5 sounds interesting, but only if I have someone sell tickets.

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